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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!