What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

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What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.