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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.