Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
The baby, because he's a little Bigger.
To keep the swelling down.
A Trojan horse.
A Curtis-y flush
Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.
Don't worry! They will tell you!
A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.
