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Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!