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Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?