What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.