What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Who got there first?

The drone.

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What do Afghan stoners smoke?

Hindu Kush

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.