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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

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Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

Queen Bee Jokes More Queen Bee Jokes

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive