What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

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Who burped at the big bad wolf?

Little Rude Riding Hood!

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

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Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

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What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.