What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

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Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

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What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.