Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

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What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.