Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.