Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

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Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.