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What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

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What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.