What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay?

One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.