What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)