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What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.