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What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.