In a casino, you really mean it.
One stood for something
The teabag stays in the cup longer.
Holy Braille
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
Because there's too many cheetahs!
Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Knee-mail
Ramen.
