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What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

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What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Why go to college?

There's Google.