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Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

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What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness?

A Conch.