What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness?

A Conch.

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What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness?

A Conch.

Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness?

A Conch.