Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Your plaice or mine'!