Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Plaice Jokes More Plaice Jokes

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Your plaice or mine'!

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.