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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

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One can... "Get Hard"

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Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.