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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.