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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.