What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.