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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

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How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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What is that?

Its just that...your numbers not in it.

What number is most common in earth sciences?

E