What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...