What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.