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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

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Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five