What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.