What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

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Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.