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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.