Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.