The man was a corpse being buried forever.
A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Bury a blonde.
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Because they built their stuff with reads!
On the second page of Google
A corpse.