Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.