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Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Corpse Jokes More Corpse Jokes

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

What shouldn't you do at a funeral?

The corpse.