What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.