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What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow