What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.