What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

See ya next month.