What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

Where does a fish keep his life savings?

In a riverbank

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Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....