What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"