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What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."