How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.