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How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What's the Russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

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What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.