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How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

How do you get a musician off of your porch?

You pay for the pizza.