What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

Rep-tiles.

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What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.