How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.