What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.