Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

P p

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.