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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

Mountain Goat Jokes More Mountain Goat Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.