Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand?

Kawasakey

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Mountain Goat Jokes More Mountain Goat Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains