Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A chain saw has a dynamic range.

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Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Mountain Goat Jokes More Mountain Goat Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?

When he's a hillbilly.