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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

Whats your GPA?

James answers: "4 2.4."

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Fountain Jokes More Fountain Jokes

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Mountain Goat Jokes More Mountain Goat Jokes

When is a mountain goat not a mountain goat?

When he's a hillbilly.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains