A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
Moo-sic!
Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)
Disco Stew!