Because he's a waiter. (lol)
Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!
You ask.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Because they lay out in the sun so much
They where playing for the cup!
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."