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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same

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Because it was Elise

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Half time, they get to switch sides again

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.