Because he's a waiter. (lol)
I don't know
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
The size of the tip.
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke
They Duckerate cookies....lol...
Half time, they get to switch sides again
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"