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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

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What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

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Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.