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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

How do you get high underwater?

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.