Why did the Band Geek ask the Football ...

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error