What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Previous Random Joke Next

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the definition of a Wookiee?

Someone who doesn't have any expewience

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.