Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Because they're always throwing up their hands.
She wiped her arse.
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
A worm in a fur coat!
"One who has never been bed-ridden!"
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
Motorist: I was only following orders.
So he could protect and serve.
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
