Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
A handshake!
Cannibal (can able) food.
Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.
Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
A large twist cone.
Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.