Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
A handshake!
A cannibal.
Because he got cold feet.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
A plastic parrot!
A poison pen letter from the principal.
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
A large twist cone.
The waiter replies "About 12 inches."
WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.
