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How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold.

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.