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How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.