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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.