What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

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It blew up

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I'm the wiener!

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In a bucket

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They ostrich-sized him

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What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.