What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!

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Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.