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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer