What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer