What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer