What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer