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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.