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How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.

San Diego Jokes More San Diego Jokes

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego