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How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

San Diego Jokes More San Diego Jokes

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.