Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!