Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.