Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

Why

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics?

It's a touchy subject.

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!