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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!