Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic