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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993