Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

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Debrie everywhere.

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With lots of drafts

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From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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You barium

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.