Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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How do chemists get high?

They drop acid of course

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.