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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

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What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

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Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.