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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.