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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

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Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What's up, Doc?

He's legitimately concerned.