Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What's up, Doc?

He's legitimately concerned.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.