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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What do you call an exploding monkey?

A BA-BOOM!

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Tungsten Jokes More Tungsten Jokes

What does a wolf lick a ram with?

His tungsten

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.