Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

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What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!