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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

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Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

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Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.