Because he was the rightful heir
Cuz everyone was dying to get in.
Because red shirts die easily.
Budweiser the King of Beers!
A Game of Thrones.
Air conditioning
There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.
Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!