What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What is hail?

Hard-boiled rain.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.