What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist