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What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

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Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.