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What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

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Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.