What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

Gorillas In The Mist!

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.