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What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

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Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!