What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!