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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.