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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.