What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.