What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.