What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.