What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.