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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.