Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.