Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!