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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!