Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

When does 2-1=0?

When you're talking about choices.

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!