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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!