Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams