Clam Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.