Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

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Coffin

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She outgrew her B shells.

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.