Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

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What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!