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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!