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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!