Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

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What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!