Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!