Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.