What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.