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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.