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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.