What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

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How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

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DYE, DYE, DYEEEEEEE!

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.