Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

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Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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Roll a 40 down the street.

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.