Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

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It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry