It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Stick a plunger in the toilet
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
She is allergic to nuts.
He didn't want to play second fidel
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
