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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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It was taped.

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Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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He's a fungi

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Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Find out after the break.

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They both used to be on top gear.

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

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The Canadian Mint

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Because it makes cents (sense).

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Presenter Jokes More Presenter Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Second Gear Jokes More Second Gear Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.