What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

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What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether