What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to