What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What did the dubstep Valentine's Day card say?

I wub you

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.