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What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.