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What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

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What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.