Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!