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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

I actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver