Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.