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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!