Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

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Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.