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What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

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What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.