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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

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Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.