Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In