Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.