The planes were stalin.
He was Snowden.
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
He only had one pupil.
They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
