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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician?

Take me to the airport.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)