What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)