What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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We're Snowden!

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Cause it was snowed-in.

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He'll be Snowden.