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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.