What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why did the hipster otter leave his hometown river?

It was too mainstream

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

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What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.