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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.

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How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball?

I hit that.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.