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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!