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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.