What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

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What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!