What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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I'm Snowden!

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They're snowed-en!

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Because he got Snowden!

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He was Snowden.