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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.