What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.