Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.