Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.