Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

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What do sound engineers say when they leave?

Audios

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In