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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.