Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

Because it was too tired.