Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
New Jersey
His diet was krill-in him.
It weighed too much for its scales!
