Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!