Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Because Juice control the media
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because he was still at large.
Diet coke has better advertising.
It weighed too much for its scales!
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
Because it's good ferrous.
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
4:00 For:Klock
He didn't want to be Obeast.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
His diet was krill-in him.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
Diet and exorcise.
Hey, I think he moved.
He thought they were revolting
European!
When European.
To get to the other side.
Because he was a medium
Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
Diet Coke.
Gladiator
Caesar
In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.
None They don't make Pampers small enough.
Go Bach and get a Handel on it!
