Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Because Juice control the media
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because he was still at large.
Diet coke has better advertising.
It weighed too much for its scales!
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
Because it's good ferrous.
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
He didn't want to be Obeast.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
His diet was krill-in him.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
Diet and exorcise.
I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"
Linus
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
Ryes over rum.
She thought it was diet coke
She thought it was Diet Coke.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?
Everyone takes him for granite.
Electricity.
When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest
Nobody takes him for granite.
They all have phones.
Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
