Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Because Juice control the media
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because he was still at large.
Diet coke has better advertising.
It weighed too much for its scales!
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
Because it's good ferrous.
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
He didn't want to be Obeast.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
His diet was krill-in him.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
Diet and exorcise.
They all have phones.
I don't know what the worlds coming to
It wanted to get off its ash.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.
Gotta go fast
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
She thought it was Diet Coke.
She thought it was diet coke.
Because she thought it was Diet Coke
None, they were all minerals.
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
He didn't have the guts for it.
They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.
