Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Coffee Mug
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Because Juice control the media
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Because he was still at large.
Diet coke has better advertising.
It weighed too much for its scales!
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.
He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."
Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because it's good ferrous.
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
4:00 For:Klock
He didn't want to be Obeast.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
His diet was krill-in him.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."
Diet and exorcise.
Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?
A mew-tineer! And what do you call a genetically altered cow A moo-tant, of course!
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
Ryes over rum.
One tooth
Crack-a-lacking
It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
Gotta go fast
Kim Jong Un has control over his country.
The Igloominati.
